Title: Don’t listen to this one!
Plot: A podcast you shouldn’t listen to!
Full Transcript
Oh my goodness! You are listening to a podcast clearly entitled, “Do not listen to this one!”
That can only mean one of three things:
Either you couldn’t handle the curiosity or
You don’t like to be told what you shouldn’t do.
Or it could be the third thing.
Anyway…
In that case I’m not going to bother telling you…
Wait… Are you wondering what the third thing is?
Oh! You’re the curious one, aren’t you?
In that case I’m not going to bother telling you…
Are you paying attention or are you still wondering about the third thing?
Focus. I’m not going to bother telling you… about the other podcasts you shouldn’t listen to.
It would pointless to tell you not to listen to Saving Dividend!
Because then you’d be addicted to me, and that’s just unhealthy.
And then there’s that other reason.
You wouldn’t want to do anything that’s unhealthy, right?
There’s all sorts of reasons you shouldn’t listen to those episodes!
Okay, if you listened to this message send me an e-mail. Because I would have done it, too.
And now you’ve made me curious about who you are.
So tell me a little about yourself.
And for those of you who don’t like being told what to do.
Do not send me an e-mail. Don’t do it. Don’t do it. Don’t do it.
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